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1,985h in TF2 · 1814min last 2 weeks · crawled 5h ago

76561198858796870 · backpack: ok · stats: ok

Class stats (lifetime)

Class	Hours	Share	Kills	Kills / hr	Points / min	Dmg / min	Assists	Caps
Spy	412	38%	35,451	86.0	3.06	244	3,714	584
Demoman	168	15%	16,049	95.5	2.35	340	2,373	447
Sniper	100	9%	9,896	98.7	2.60	346	1,087	207
Medic	91	8%	2,416	26.6	2.12	99	3,332	298
Engineer	84	8%	4,752	56.8	1.77	257	1,975	157
Scout	83	8%	7,171	86.1	2.14	327	1,871	587
Soldier	78	7%	6,816	87.9	2.35	435	1,584	231
Heavy	35	3%	3,650	104.3	2.82	450	905	200
Pyro	34	3%	2,992	88.4	2.55	374	994	109

Board	Percentile	Rank	Value
Defenses per hour (Demoman, 50h+)	top 0.5%	#91 / 19,216	7.89
Defenses per hour (Demoman, 150h+)	top 0.5%	#41 / 7,976	7.89
Defenses per hour (Demoman, 10h+)	top 0.6%	#198 / 30,680	7.89
Most defenses (Spy)	top 1.3%	#580 / 43,978	2,278
Most points scored (Spy)	top 2.0%	#871 / 43,978	75,701
Most kills (Spy)	top 2.0%	#897 / 43,978	35,451
Most kill assists (Spy)	top 2.0%	#899 / 43,978	3,714
Most damage dealt (Spy)	top 2.2%	#958 / 43,978	6,022,750
Most dominations (Spy)	top 2.2%	#978 / 43,978	1,452
Defenses per hour (all classes, 150h+)	top 2.4%	#718 / 29,651	4.81
Defenses per hour (all classes, 50h+)	top 2.5%	#861 / 34,779	4.81
Defenses per hour (all classes, 10h+)	top 2.6%	#1,010 / 38,832	4.81
Defenses per hour (Sniper, 50h+)	top 2.7%	#477 / 17,828	3.16
Defenses per hour (all classes, 500h+)	top 2.7%	#512 / 19,118	4.81
Defenses per hour (Sniper, 10h+)	top 2.8%	#847 / 30,615	3.16
Most hours played (Spy)	top 3.4%	#1,502 / 43,978	412
Most defenses (Demoman)	top 3.8%	#1,648 / 43,702	1,326
Defenses per hour (Heavy, 10h+)	top 4.1%	#1,112 / 27,060	4.94
Defenses per hour (Spy, 10h+)	top 4.2%	#1,267 / 30,330	5.53
Damage dealt per hour (Sniper, 10h+)	top 4.9%	#1,490 / 30,615	20,751